He runs shit here! You just live here!
3-4 with a walk and 5 RBIs tonight. 5 RBIs!!! This guy is insane. For the season to date he's now hitting .429 with a 1.000 OPS and 12 RBIs in just 42 at-bats. He has a 2B, a 3B, and 5 BBs to just 3 Ks while providing Gold Glove caliber defense behind the plate.
Sure he looks like a jackass with that gigantic, Dark Helmet batting monstrosity, but dude is just straight up knocking dicks in the dirt left and right right now. He is a bad, bad man, and King Kong ain't got shit on him.
And if you were keeping score at home, Teix had 3 HRs and 5 ribbies today and Nick Swisher drove in 3 more. Just throught I would mention that in case anybody missed it.
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