Cash's GM Meeting Plans

With Cash announcing that he didn't plan on getting anything done as it relates to the Yankees at the GM meetings this week, that should free up his time to do other things while he's in Orlando.  Here are some of the other activities he has planned this week:

- Come up with some other shitty pitching coach candidates to interview (seriously, Rick Peterson?  As a Wisconsinite I can tell you that the Brewers' pitching staff, top to bottom, was the worst in baseball last year.  And he was the pitching coach.  Do the math).

- Check out the new Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Islands of Adventure.

- Talk to Hank and Hal about what verbal jab they'll take at Jeter in the papers next.

- Cruise the local fast food and supermarket scenes to find Omar Minaya and see how he's doing at his new job.

- Try to get his friends and family tickets on the 50-yard line for this weekend's Army-Notre Dame football game at The Stadium.

- Ask Theo what genius plan he and his crack team of sabermetricians have come up with this year for their free agency approach that will ensure they miss the playoffs again.

- Ask teams about the availability of guys like Pujols, Joey Votto, Adam Wainwright, Hanley Ramirez, and Tim Lincecum just for shits and giggles.

- Get a head start on his holiday shopping.

- Get outside and get a little sun on that sixhead...

JESUS!!!  Look at that thing!  Also, it might not be a bad idea to stop into a Sunglass Hut and pick up some new shades that don't make him look like Agent Smith from The Matrix movies.

- Prank call Sandy Alderson and offer him trades like CC for Oliver Perez straight up or Gardner, Dellin Betances, and Gary Sanchez for Fernando Martinez just to see if he's as dumb as Omar.

- Take his talents to South Beach and cruise the local beaches looking for some good old Miami strange to get with.  Shit was all over the place on season 2 of "Jersey Shore" so it shouldn't be too hard for somebody of Cash's stature to bring home a couple of dirty whoooooooores with which to entertain himself.

Those are just some of my ideas.  And who knows?  Cash could be luring everybody into a false sense of security like he did in 2008 when he stole Teix.  For all we know, he could be on the phone right now negotiating a trade package for Josh Johnson and making an offer to Carl Crawford.  You just never know with Cash.  But if he isn't secretly wheeling and dealing, then he's got plenty of other options to pass the time over the next few days.  What else do you think he should do?