At this point, they might as well just amputate.
"Brett Gardner started a hitting program today. He has not swung a bat since his
elbow surgery, but he has been taking fly balls for about two weeks and could be
activated any day now."
Well that's the end of Brett Gardner's days as a 4-appendaged human being. I thought I had already made this perfectly clear, but the Yankees really just don't seem to get it. Call ahead and pencil the guy in for surgery this time next week.
Paging Dr. Van Nostrand!