Monday, April 26, 2010

Presidential Pinstripes

(Photo courtesy of Getty Images)

"For a White Sox fan like me, its painful to watch Mariano's cutter.... Although, I do remember 2005, so don't get too comfortable," said Obama, referring to the White Sox World Series title five years ago.

Oh hahahaha-fucking-ha.  The President has jokes now.  Seriously, dude, shut the hell up and stand there with the jersey and then get back to work.  Just be thankful the Yankees were gracious enough to take time out of their busy schedule to show up at your place and bestow these priceless gifts upon you.  Holding the World Series trophy today was probably the closest you've been to feeling like a winner since November '08 so enjoy the moment, show a little humility and respect, and thank the Yankees for coming by to honor you with their presence.

P.S.- Does John Sterling even have facial muscles?  Look at the guy.  He looks exactly the same in every photo I ever see of him.  Creepy.

1 comment:

"Nutball Gazette" said...

Hate to tell you Prez, Only 37 people in the world cared or even remember the Pale Hose winning in 2005, There are more people in the world who remember when the St Louis Browns played in the World Series.