Congrats On The New Contract, Big Sloppi

Seriously, man, good for you.  There's not a lot of 36-year-olds who are physically incapable of playing the field making that kind of money in baseball these days, so you should be proud.

I do hope that you got some extra money or a clause somewhere in that contract to cover the cost of ice packs and/or X-rays.  Last time I checked, the Yankee pitching staff still owed you a shot or two to the ribs.

See you in April, buddy!