(I don't know if this Clayton Mortensen is going to be our pitcher of the future, but maybe.")
Apparently Bobby Valentine wasn't finished with his assessment of the Yankees' attempts to upgrade their rotation, as he was shooting his mouth off again this weekend, this time expanding his analysis to include Jesus Montero.
"I thought that was kind of in their plans. He [Montero] helped their plans come to fruition by the way he played that last month of the season. I didn't really ever think he was going to be their catcher of the future but maybe."
"Kind of in their plans?" You don't think he was the catcher of the future "but maybe?" Who are you, fucking Peter King?? Word of advice, Bob. If you aren't up to snuff on somebody or something or some team, then do the right thing and keep your mouth shut. I thought we covered this last time. Don't say stupid stuff just to be quoted.
"I don't know what the Yankees are doing... "
Obviously. Hence the need for you to be quiet.
"I think Brian (Cashman) is a real smart guy, one of the great managers in the game of baseball, and I don't know what his plan was."
And you weren't supposed to. Nobody was. That's how Cash operates and that's why he's one of the great GENERAL managers in the game of baseball. If you or anybody else would have gotten wind that he was trying to make the moves he did, that could have had an effect on how the whole thing played out. It was brilliant strategy and smart business.
But seriously, Bobby, can you just get off Cash's dick? Can you get off the Yankees' dick? For 5 seconds maybe?? Your team just traded your starting shortstop for a guy who posted a 9.42/5.61 ERA/FIP split in FUCKING TRIPLE-A LAST YEAR. His career tripleslash at the Major League level is 5.12/5.58/4.74 with 4.74 K/9 and 3.69 BB/9. And you're about to lose out on Roy Oswalt to the Cardinals. You've got bigger things to worry about than commenting on the Yankee rotation and what their plans are/were/could have been/should have been with Jesus Montero.
Yes, the Yankees' moves this offseason have made your team's efforts look even worse than they look on their own as they try to copycat Cash's success with Freddy and Bartolo from last year. But your approach to address that issue should not be to comment on what the Yankees did and the questions you have about it. Worry about your own team and leave the idiotic, baseless, cookie-cutter analysis of the Yankees to John Kruk and the rest of the BBTN clowns that are still employed by ESPN.