I know he's fun to talk about, I know he's fun to make fun of, and I know he makes for great Photoshop opportunities. But why the fuck is Sergio Mitre still on the 25-man roster???
In his 4 appearances since making his gallant return, The Tray has not only not had a clean inning, he hasn't even had one BAD inning. They have pretty much all qualified as Hurricane Katrina-level disasters (it's been 6 years, I can use that joke. You don't like it? Tough). In 5.1 IP, Mitre has allowed 9 hits, 4 walks, either 7 or 8 ER depending on whether or not you're referencing ESPN's stats or FanGraphs (I'm going with Fangraphs), and just 2 Ks. That equates out to a 13.50/5.03/6.12 tripleslash and a .5007 K/BB rate, which, by some stroke of black magic, is still not worth negative WAR (thank God for small sample sizes).
I understood the logic in picking up Mitre at the time the Yanks made the deal. The 'pen was hurting for warm bodies, he was cheap, he's familiar, and when he's on he can generate a lot of ground balls. But the fact of the matter is, he hasn't been remotely close to on and he's an anchor to an otherwise still solid bullpen. And the Yankees have Kevin Whelan, George Kontos, Eric Wordekemper, and, once he's fully healthy again, Tim Norton to choose from at Triple-A. Or they could even go back to the Buddy Carlyle/Lance Pendleton well. Now none of those options may turn out to be better than The Tray, but they certainly couldn't be much worse.
It really is starting to become inexplicable why the Yankees have such an infatuation with Sergio. Does he have compromising pictures of Brian Cashman? Did he walk in on Randy Levine shredding documents? Is he holding Joe Girardi's family hostage? At this point, I would not consider any of those possibilities as unlikely, because he sure has shit hasn't done anything on the mound to deserve a roster spot.