(BOOOOOOOO!!! Courtesy of The AP)
Rafael Soriano, COME ON DOWN!!!! You've just been elected the newest member of the AB4AR Shit List!!
/standing ovation from everybody who hates Soriano right now
After 10.1 innings of 12-hit, 8-walk, 9-earned run baseball with a 7.84/5.55/6.58 ERA/FIP/xFIP tripleslash and a BB/9 rate that is HIGHER than your current K/9 rate, all adding up to -0.2 WAR, I think you've more than earned this honor. And the mopey, seemingly indifferent attitude that you have carried with you along with this horrible performance should help ensure that you stay on the List for some time to come.
Joe's Match-up Binder
** Rafael Soriano** (Inducted 4/27/11)