I know that for most people Jesus' birthday is on December 25, which is still a few weeks away. But any good Yankee fan knows that the REAL Jesus is celebrating his 21st birthday today.
So with that in mind, AB4AR would like to wish Jesus a happy birthday and once again announce that we can't wait to see him in pinstripes next season. Hopefully he enjoys his first night of legal drinking. He already has a leg up on the rest of us since he can turn water into wine. That's gotta cut down on the bar tab at the end of the night.
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