Friday, November 6, 2009

People Want THIS Guy In The Rotation Next Year?



Hey, it's that guy from the gay "Twilight" movies!  Oh no, wait, it's just Joba dressed like a 17-year-old emo kid.  And he's looking a bit pale; maybe he grabbed the last of his Mom's meth stash.

Just because you won the World Series doesn't mean you can just forget about representing yourself and the organization properly, son.  Take the hoodie off, tuck the shirt in, put some dress shoes on, and comb your fucking hair.

2 comments:

Johnny said...

"And he's looking a bit pale; maybe he grabbed the last of his Mom's meth stash."

lollercoaster

also, is anything more unintentionally hilarious than Mel Clark's grunt every time he throws a pitch?

The Captain said...

When you consider the grunt is being paired up with the single worst pitching motion in baseball movie history, then no, there is nothing more unintentionally hilarious.